8 things you shoud know about a programmer's lifestyle

Just for fun. They don't represent any company or job, including my employer. ;)

1. "Working hours" in the contract is nothing.
2. "Lunch hours" in the contract is nothing.
3. Internet connection is nothing.
4. What you have learnt from university is nothing.
5. What you earn is nothing..much. (at least for a fresh graduate)

6. LCD is something. You would notice the difference after staring at it for whole day.
7. Coding style is something.
8. You would hate to read/see/listen/think about anything that merely resemble programming after work, if you didn't hate it yet. =)